Wed
Apr
9
- Dad: I was so sick this weekend that I had to eat the tickets I had to see David Grisman in concert at the Ridgefield Playhouse.
- me: I hope you literally ate them
- Dad: actually, I think that is what got me sick. Poor quality cardboard will do that every time!
- me: Damn tickets..always giving people the flu! You would think by now they would put a warning on them... Do not eat..will cause flu
- Dad: They actually did . . but who believes that . . I mean, that warning is on EVERYTHING!