John wins at Valentine’s day. This bouquet just showed up at my door, the card is from Marcus, a character from the Lifetime Original Movie “Fatal Reunion,” which we watched this past week. Spoiler alert: Later today I will find out that it is not, in fact, Marcus who is stalking me, but his jealous ex wife. Also a car will try to hit me and I will be carrying groceries which will obviously fly everywhere.
*Also, John had to dictate this to a woman at a flower shop. lol.
Here’s my New Year’s Ever Beauty Survival Kit on MTV Style. Everything you’ll need to make your night go smoothly, including the Wintercheck Factory Consoliwallet (William Wallet), which you probably can’t get by tonight, but you should buy it anyway for life.