April 2011
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WatchHere is John Mulaney’s first iphone film “Grainy Day Ballerina” starring me as the ballerina!
You guys! My boyfriend John is doing some hour sets at UCB and you should totally go. I know I might be biased but he is the funniest (I thought this even before he was my boyfriend). Come hear him tell ridiculous stories at John Mulaney: For The Hour!
I am very proud to have come up with that name for him and yes, it is a Charlie Rose reference.
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There are a lot of different ways to wear eyeliner. It’s fun to try out various methods to see what looks best on you and how the position of the wings changes the shape of your eyes. I named the four type of styles described below for clarity, this is not technically what they are called. I used MAC Blacktrack for all of these looks.
The 60’s Wing:
First line the inner rim of...
I'm Gonna Wash That Grease Right Outta My Hair
Washing your hair; a lot of people do it every day. A lot of girls do it every other day and some guys do it never. I do it like two to three times a week. Ok, before you jump to the conclusion that I am a dirty person, let me clarify that I shower everyday, I just don’t wash my hair every time I shower. I actually used to wash my hair every day. I was convinced that after a day of...
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"You Pluck a Chicken, NOT Your Eyebrows"
“You TWEEZE your eyebrows.” Or at least that’s what one of my teachers at Vidal Sassoon used to say. But this guy also once told us a story about beating a homeless man’s begging hands out of his car window with a Louis Vuitton handbag, so in my opinion you needn’t put a lot of weight in his strict ideas of etiquette. I say, pluck ‘em, tweeze ‘em,...
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The Killing on AMC feels a lot like this other...
John and I watched The Killing last night. We then spent the rest of the night doing this bit where American producers meet with the Danish producers of “Forbrydelsen” (the original show) to tell them they want to make an American version of the show and the Danes have to explain to them that “Forbrydelsen” is actually the updated Danish version of America’s Twin...
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The Desert Island Scenario
Ok, if you were stranded on a desert island and you could only take one piece of makeup, what would it be?
Mascara? DING DING DING mascara is CORRECT!!!
This is my case for mascara. It is the best, most important piece of makeup you will ever own. You can hate makeup, think it is dumb and a waste of time, but I urge you to give mascara a shot. Here’s the thing, I bet a lot of you...
